The Queendom of 747 Land is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 259 million 747 Landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everett. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The thriving 747 Landian economy, worth 21.0 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,182 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the government has become increasingly militant, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and 747 Land has designated Everett as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 747 Land's national animal is the Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

747 Land is ranked 242,938^th in the world and 57^th in Byzantion for Largest Populations, with 259 million capita.